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August 21, 2005
4.3 weeks later...
I intend to do it today.
Wish me luck. Or wish me strength.
If the tags (Say! You know how ‘taxonomies’ in the hands of laypersons became ‘folksonomies’? What about tags? … Ahem …) yes, I mean, if the cloud is to be trusted, us crackheads walk alone across the landscape of our grapples with the chalk chips. Compare:
1 person wants to do this…
get off the crack
to
SMOKING CRACK IS GOOD FOR YOU
YES I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MORE MONEY SO I CAN DO NOTHING OTHER THAN SMOKE CRACK NAD MASTURBATE 7 DAYS A WEEK.
Everybody’s got their goals, I guess, uemhm. Right now I just want to get a shower under my belt (perhaps better me under the shower without my belt but…you know). I may grab one more 8-ball for the road. Hard to resist while it’s here, resistible. Once I’m out and don’t have that decision to make for a little while…you know. Just let me hit the road here in a little bit. (While you wait and watch with bated breath, here’s these—the whole list (as of today) of goals involving (a) crack (however you choose to define that). Enjoy me.
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“crack”
Goals matching “crack”
1. stop cracking my knuckles 9 people
2. smoke crack 6 people
3. crack an egg with one hand 2 people
4. quit smoking crack 1 person
5. smoke more crack 1 person
6. crack cat 1 person
7. stop cracking my neck 1 person
8. get my back cracked 1 person
9. get off the crack 1 person
10. stop cracking my nuckles 1 person
11. kick my crack habit 1 person
12. quick cracking my knuckles 1 person
13. deal crack 1 person
14. stop cracking my joints!! 1 person
15. absolutely crack up every day 1 person
16. be able to crack an egg neatly 1 person
17. stop cracking me neck so damn much 1 person
18. crack a walnut between my butt cheeks 1 person
19. Crack the CATs 1 person
20. Get cracking with genealogical research 1 person
21. learn to crack an egg with one hand 1 person
22. smoke crack with jack kerouac 1 person
23. smoke crack and worship satan 1 person
24. be able to crack an egg with one hand 0 people
25. have my crack and sack waxed 0 people
26. get rich, even if i have to slang fake crack 1 person
27. Crack microsoft windows and make it desappear from the know universe (its ok if it keeps on bugging in the unknown universe!) 1 person
28. stop: picking my nose, biting my nails, farting, burping, cracking my knuckles, being gross in general 1 person
29. open a combination crack-cocaine/diet/liposuction/soap establishment(why has nobody thought of this before?!?) 1 person
30. finish reading books 2-5 of Harry Potter so that I can crack open this beautiful first edition of book 6 1 person
31. grind a roll of Smarties into a fine dust, which I will then snort to obtain a colorific high unlike any ever seen by those pitiful crack users 1 person
32. move forward into the future because “lost” is like crack. without it for 3 months i might do something crazy 1 person
33. transform the low-rent housing project down the road into a high-tech crack factory a la Nino Brown in New Jack City 0 people
34. eat lobster: crack it open yourself style and make a mess 0 people
Posted by peligrito at August 21, 2005 7:07 AM
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