May 31, 2005
More Fun with IM: Crackwhore On Crackwhore
[ed. note: The following is quite foul and inappropriate, and yet appropriate considering…. It should also be known
that it follows a previous, very ironic post in which this Indian Muslim developer is commenting on racism, and had me playing the role of the African American. Thus the seemingly unfounded and (on the surface but, again, highly ironic) racist comments.]
Session Start (me:developer): Tue May 31 16:32:38 2005
[17:21] developer: yo, what can i open a pcx file with, ho
[17:22] me: hmmm
[17:22] me: you don’t have photowhore?
[17:23] developer: nah i have photopimp and photocrackcunt
[17:23] developer: but no photowhore
[17:23] me: mmm, I like crackcunt
[17:23] me: Like eating a sloppy joe
[17:24] me: spicy, messy, cheap, and good
[17:24] developer: BLEH
[17:24] me: yup! i like me some crackcunt
[17:24] developer: yeah, u black ppl sure do
[17:25] me: you know how we do
[17:25] me: Word
[17:25] developer: go get ur crackcunt on bitch
[17:25] me: oh, you mean hot crackwhore on crackwhore action?
[17:25] me: they got that on the latest crackwhores gone wild!
[17:26] me: have you seen it?
[17:26] developer: nah, but i did see crackwhore does dallas… mmmmm
[17:26] developer: so about pcx files….
[17:27] me: yeah, the other one I like is “Crackthroat”
[17:27] me: oh
[17:27] me: yeah
[17:27] me: word
[17:27] developer: thats ok.. but did u see part two —- Crackthroat— goes anal?
[17:27] me: no, man
[17:28] me: that’s just too much
[17:28] me: that’s going too far
[17:28] me: don’t you have any morals?
[17:28] developer: well no, im muslim
[17:28] me: oh, i heard about you guys.
[17:28] me: you the crazy muthafuckas that don’t wipe yer asses, aren’t you?
[17:28] developer: yeah.. did J. tell u?
[17:29] developer: oh we steal pens too
[17:29] me: figures
[17:29] developer: u think photoshop can open it?
[17:29] me: probably from honest, hardworkin americans
[17:29] me: bro
[17:29] me: Word
[17:29] developer: aight.. ill try it.. thanks G
[17:30] developer: u mah nigga
[17:31] me: Aww, you’re soooo sweet! Listen, I know Photoshop will open it because that’s what I used, but I feel like maybe Word will open it
[17:31] developer: WORD!?
[17:31] me: now you’re catching on
[17:31] me: but do you have photoshop?
[17:31] developer: i thought u meant “WERD”
[17:32] developer: yeah i got it
[17:32] me: oh. then why didn’t you try that in the first place?
[17:32] me: (and yeah, wasn’t that a great segue? saying werd like I was yo nigga and Word like I was your PM)
[17:32] developer: cuz i didnt know what pcx was, boyeeee
Posted by peligrito at May 31, 2005 4:14 PM
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